Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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