wat bout pragnant strippers??
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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