Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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