How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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