if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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