Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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