There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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