she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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