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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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