Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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