is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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