i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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