You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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