I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
two words...techno handjob
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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