Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize