my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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