I hate all girls vehemently.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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