Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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