someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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