so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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