You're completely useless in the revolution.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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