that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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