i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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