im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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