My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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