Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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