I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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