I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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