All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I need to align my fucking chakras
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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