can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
this beer tastes like vomit already
handjob tips. give me some.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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