If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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