is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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