There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize