So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dick very happy bro
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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