do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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