Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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