Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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