You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize