Life is so much better after having sex.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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