this beer tastes like vomit already
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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