Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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