i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I want a musical about memes.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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