I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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