how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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