just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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