didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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