how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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