he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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