He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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