Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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